One word: Oneword

Since I can't make the blurbs go away, the least I can do is
make fun of them while complaining about other things.

Blackholes is one word. IsleBeeDamned. Time, you ignorant slut!

Well, now I don't feel so bad about homeownership.

Even Wikipedia puts a dash in that one.

No Value Added

OS Equality

From my Blogger stats:

My global reach

From my Blogger stats:

This shit again?

Google stuck a message into my Blogger Post List:



It says that EU law requires me to do something. But I'm not in or of the EU. So...

FUCK THE
EUROPEAN
UNION

In the time it takes to put a glove on

Four o'clock in the morning, the dogs are ready to go out. Yeah, okay. I put my coat on. I want to put the flashlight in my pocket, so I take the glove out of my pocket. The glove is in my hand, so I put it on. Then I put on the other glove. Then we go out.

No flashlight.

When I say "The argument needs to be better" this is exactly what I mean

This title. From an op-ed in the LA Times:

Why believe Michael Wolff? Because, for now, this stuff is too good not to

If the title makes you want to read the article, your priorities are wrong.